£14.00
This poem is a witty, affectionate verse about fathers and all they do for us.
Our funny and heartfelt A4 poem print makes the perfect gift for fathers - whether it's for a birthday, christmas, father's day or even a new parent.
Whether he's a stubbly snorer, a spider remover or a terrible teaser, everyone will recognise the hero described in 'What is a Dad?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The poem text/font colour is taupe but it is also available in blue.
The text reads:
What is a Dad?
A feeder, a changer, a safeguard from danger
A stubbly snorer, an offspring adorer
A tent rigger & sandcastle digger
A storybook reader, a motorway speeder
A bonfire lighter & ‘dad joke’ reciter
A cuddly tickler, rarely a stickler
A room decorator, a shopping trip hater
A spider remover, allergic to hoover
A carer, a sharer & rarely a glarer
A butler & porter, a coach & supporter
A gadget admirer, a BBQ firer
A lender, a mender, a knightly defender
A grower, a mower, an everything knower
A bottle uncorker, a supper-time talker
A game inventor, role model & mentor
A bin putter-outer & sometimes a shouter
A free taxi driver, a slipper of fiver
A party enhancer, embarrassing dancer
A contest decider, a lecture provider
A terrible teaser & all round good geezer
That’s what makes a Dad!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
£1.00
This handy pack of pretty pink paisley tissues includes 12 pocket 3 ply tissues.
Dimensions: 10 cm, Width: 5 cm, Height: 2 cm.
£1.00
This adorable pirate birthday card is fantastic value. It includes a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message.
It measures 12cm x 12cm.
£1.00
These silky brocade ring purses with a press stud fastening are available in an assortment of colours. They measure 6cm (width).
£1.00
This handy pack of red retrospot tissues includes 12 pocket 3 ply tissues.
Dimensions: 10 cm, Width: 5 cm, Height: 2 cm.