£14.00
A witty and affectionate grandparent poem about grandmothers and the things they do for us.
Our funny and heartfelt A4 grandmother print makes the perfect gift - whether it's for a birthday, christmas, mother's day, father's day or even for newly becoming a grandmother!
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The background colour is grey (same as Nanny version opposite) - not taupe as shown in the ‘Grandmother’ version opposite. A similar ‘Grandfather’ print is also available in grey.
The text reads:
WHAT IS A GRANDMOTHER?
A hugger, a kisser, a grandchild misser
A laugher, a crafter, a fun looker-after
A trusted adviser, indulgent surpriser
A listening ear & a fair refereer
A carer, a sharer, a sometimes grey-hairer
A school gate collector, a ringer & texter
A crossword completer & roast dinner eater
A writer, delighter, a stay the nighter
A traveller, talker & leisurely walker
A best friend & mentor, a clever inventor
A ‘what-do-you-sayer?’ & board game player
A generous payer & photo displayer
A newspaper reader, an ‘oh yes indeeder’
A godsend to mother, a garden lover
A debater, relater, a cold weather hater
A picker-upper, a pop round for supper
A thinker, a winker, a cup of tea drinker
A mender, a sender, a coaxer & lender
A free taxi driver & slipper of fiver
A pleaser, a teaser, affectionate squeezer
That’s what makes a grandparent!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
£19.99
£19.99
£8.95
A fun stripy lead perfect for your furry friend! This lead measures 117cm and is part of the Four Legged Friends collection. And there's more good news; you can find a matching dog collar too!
Length 117cm.
Part of the Four Legged Friends collection
Matching dog collar available.
£8.95
Treat your four legged friend to a classic blue polka dot dog collar. Perfect for male and female dogs, this collar is also available for small and medium dogs!
To fit: 38-48cm neck.
Part of the Four Legged Friends collection
Matching dog lead available.
£6.95
Treat your four legged friend to a classic blue polka dot dog collar. Perfect for male and female dogs, this collar is also available for medium and large dogs!
To fit: 22-31cm neck.
Part of the Four Legged Friends collection
Matching dog lead available.
£21.95
£16.95
£21.95
Save a space on the sofa with our beautiful spotty V.I.P cushion cover.
A unique birthday or Christmas gift for the V.I.P in your life. It might be a mum, dad, grandparent, friend, or even a boss or teacher.
The cover is of a good size and is made of thick natural cotton which is cream in colour. Please note the inner pad is not included.
The design is printed in matt on one side. The print is very high quality.
The cover has a fold at the back for inserting an inner pad.
See 'other items in seller's range' for matching 'VIP' design.
made from:
100% unbleached cotton.
Inner pad not included.
Wash inside out at 30 degrees.
dimensions:
40 x 40cm square.
Private Parking cushion also available.
£21.95
£24.95
A set of 3 cheerful Fun Fruity cases with cotton stitching. Perfect for storing bits and bobs in playrooms or children's bedrooms, each case has a colourful interior and plastic carrying handle. Sizes:
Large watermelon case: 28.5 x 18 x 9cm
Medium lemon case: 24.5 x 15.5 x 8cm
Small apple case: 19.5 x 12.5 x 7cm
£10.00
These fine quality sunshine yellow mens socks with surprise orange spots will brighten up any day and and outfit regardless of season. An ideal gift for successful men that wish to add personality and individuality to their outfits; whether running an empire, relaxing at home or walking the dog.
Machine-wash 40 degrees
82% Cotton
16% Nylon
2% Elastane
£50.00
Inject some colour into your summer wardrobe with this stunning long yellow Quartz semi-precious statement necklace with a green Jade bead and luxurious yellow tassel pendant.
It measures approx 57cm (length). Matching bracelet available.
£50.00
Inject some colour into your summer wardrobe with this stunning long fuchsia pink and yellow Quartz semi-precious statement necklace with a green Jade bead and luxurious yellow tassel pendant.
It measures approx 57cm (length). Matching bracelet available.
£23.00
£8.95
Lovely vibrant yellow makeup purse with a quirky spectacle applique and pretty gingham bow.
It would make a funky pencil case too!
It measures 19cm (length) x 13cm (width) and is also available in green and pink (see below).
£18.00
Six of our most popular sayings in a matching coaster set that is bound to get people talking!
Our funny coasters make the perfect birthday gift for a friend or family. Ideal for a giggle at Christmas Dinner.
The set comprises of one of each design and is tied with a ribbon. Black font is used on a white surface.
Coasters are available individually for £3.50 each.
This unique coaster set was created exclusively for Bespoke Verse by a specialist manufacturer in the UK.
All the wording was written by Joanna Miller and is the copyright of Bespoke Verse.
The coasters are made from very durable white melamine and backed with cork. They can withstand very high temperatures.
Wipe clean (no dishwashers please!)
dimensions:
10x10cm square.
£45.00
£3.95
We love these red spotty hand painted ceramic drawer knobs with metal fixtures. They brighten up any room and look great on antique or vintage cupboards, drawers or doors.
The knob measures 4cm (diameter) and the screw length is 4cm approx.
They are also available in a blue knob with white spots and a white knob with blue spots and look great mixed together (see below).
£3.95
We love these blue spotty hand painted ceramic drawer knobs with metal fixtures. They brighten up any room and look great on antique or vintage cupboards, drawers or doors.
The knob measures 4cm (diameter) and the screw length is 4cm approx.
They are also available in a white knob with blue spots and a red knob with white spots and look great mixed together (see below).
£50.00
This casual but chic Cristina Cotton Jersey Dress is an everyday staple for your holiday wardrobe. Perfect for day wear, long lazy lunches or for City breaks. The back of the dress is a few inches longer than the front.
The model in the images is 5'9' tall size UK 10 and is wearing size S/M. The handmade dress is 95% Viscose & 5% Lycra and is machine washable.
Size SM measures at 98.5cm in length, 38.5cm at bust
Size ML measures at 99.5cm in length, 43.5cm at bust
LENGTH - Shoulder point to hem
BUST - Measured at underarm
£58.00
This bestselling dress has been updated for the new season with shorter sleeves and is now fully lined. Order while you can - we predict another sell out situation!
. Soft crinkle cotton
• Elasticated neckline which can be worn on or off the shoulder
• Fully lined
• Bell sleeves cut to sit on wrists
• Crochet lace bands at sleeves and hem
The model in the image is 5'7' tall UK 8 and is wearing a size Small. 100% cotton. Hand wash separately in cold water, do not bleach, line dry.
MEASUREMENTS
Size XS measures 82cm in length, 46.75cm at bust
Size S measures 83cm in length, 48cm at bust
Size M measures 84cm in length, 50.5cm at bust
Size L measures 85cm in length, 53cm at bust
Size XL measures 86cm in length, 55.5cm at bust
LENGTH- Measured from centre front to hem
BUST - Measures at underarm
£14.00
This mum poem is a witty, affectionate verse about mothers and all they do for us.
Our unique A4 mum print makes the perfect gift for mums, whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, mother's day or even a new parent.
Written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this poem appeared in VOGUE in December 2012.
Whether she's a fairy cake baker, a tireless clapper or a list compiler, everyone will recognise the heroine described in 'What is a Mum?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind.
The purple text reads:
What is a Mum?
A weaner & musher, a milky tooth brusher
A rocker & feeder, a storytime reader
A fairy cake baker & fancy dress maker
A wiper & washer & bad habit squasher
A dirty sheet changer, a room rearranger
A keen stain remover, a wielder of hoover
A peeler & cooker, appointment booker
A loyal defender & Christmas card sender
A playdate arranger, alerter of danger
A suitcase packer, a dishwasher stacker
A ‘be quiet’ hisser, a cuddly kisser
An early riser, a birthday surpriser
A list compiler, a proud parent smiler
A talented wrapper, a tireless clapper
A lavatory flusher, a praiser & gusher
A listening ear, a good refereer
A source of a fiver, a free taxi driver
A smoothie blender & broken heart mender
A consummate shopper, embarrassing bopper
A grocery bagger & homework nagger
That’s what makes a Mum!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
£12.95
A funny mug for pretty much everyone who ever used the internet!
We've all done it (you might even be doing it now) - this mug appeals to every generation and makes a humorous addition to any desk or kitchen worktop.
Great gift for a colleague, friend, partner or even yourself!
The 'Wasting Time Online' design is printed on both sides of the monochrome mug.
The wording is the copyright of Bespoke Verse Ltd.
Made from ceramic and printed in a studio in Hertfordshire.
Can be used in dishwasher and microwave.
dimensions:
H 9cm x W 8cm
£21.95
We love these comfy cotton knit pyjamas with a fabulous vintage trains, planes and automobiles print. They have blue elasticated cuffs and trims and would make an ideal gift for any little boy.
They are 100% cotton, extremely comfortable and available in sizes 1-7 years.
Please select your preferred size from the drop down list below.
£14.95
This handy sewing kit is ideal for all of your sewing needs and an essential for every home.
It comes in a pretty vintage metal tin and would make a lovely gift.
The set includes:
£2.70
We are now stocking a stunning new range of birthday card designs, styled with a retro feel in dusky vintage palettes. The cards have been textured on antique board and are supplied with stunning metallic gold envelopes.
£14.95
A pretty vintage inspired rose print purse in a beautiful 100% cotton floral fabric.
It is fully lined in silky satin in a tonal colour and is available in a range of unique prints.
It closes with a pretty antique styled clip, giving the purse a lovely vintage feel.
Please see the other products available in the same design below.
It measures 19cm x 14cm
£12.00
A pretty vintage inspired rose print purse in a beautiful 100% cotton floral fabric.
It is fully lined in silky satin in a tonal colour and is available in a range of unique prints .
It closes with a pretty antique styled clip, giving the purse a lovely vintage feel.
It measures 10.5cm x 14.5cm
£60.00
These stunning 22 kt gold plated large semi-precious multi hoop teardrop earrings with turquoise drop stones would make an ideal gift for someone special.
They are hand made and, due to the natural material, the stones may vary.
£60.00
£35.00
Tgese new Athena earrings feature a textured diamond shaped drop with a set turquoise gemstone, and metal tassle. The earrings have a drop of 64 mm, with the stone measuring 6 mm across. Plated in silver, and working the tassle trend, they are light end easy to wear. Delivered in a luxury branded pouch.
£49.00
Stand out from the crowd with this bold combination of contemporary cushion cut turquoise gemstones, interspersed with pagan themed pierced coins. Our 'Artemis' Bracelet presents a bold way to accessorise!
£45.00
Brighten up your wardrobe with this stunning scarf with a soft, aqua background and a delicate overprint.
All our scarves are made with luxurious fibres and are ultra soft on the skin.
92% wool; 8% silk
70 x 190cm
Dry clean only
£18.95
Delightful frilly wrap dress in a turquoise vintage rose printed soft cotton voile.
The dress has a frill at the chest and hem, and ties to fit at the side. It is unlined.
The width is adjustable because of the ties, but depending on the length, it can be worn as a below the knee dress, a shorter dress or a top. The model in the attached image is 6 years old, and she is wearing the size S as a top with Harem Pants in the same fabric.
The dress can be sourced in the following sizes which are given as a below the knee dress.
Sizes: Small (age 1-2) length 53cm; Medium (age 3-4) length 62cm; Large (age 5- 6) length 67cm
£36.00
These pretty ladies pyjamas in a turquoise vintage rose print are made from a soft printed 100% cotton voile. They are generously cut for comfort and are extremely comfortable to wear. The pyjama bottoms have an elasticated waist and tie with a frill detail.
The top length is 70cm and the trouser length is 105cm.
They are also available in a pretty smoky blue vintage rose print.
They are currently available in size 8 -12 but can also be sourced in size 14-16 upon request.
£16.95
Delightful frilly harem pants in a turquoise vintage rose printed soft cotton voile.
The model in the image to the left is 6 years old, and she is wearing the size S wrap dress as a top with large Harem Pants in the same fabric.
The last two images on the left show the Harem Pants in the Smoky Blue Vintage Rose fabric which is also available.
The harem pants are unlined and can be sourced in the following sizes:
Sizes: S (age 1-2) length 50cm; M (age 3-4) length 60cm; L (age 5- 6) length 68cm
Please select your preferred size from the drop down list below.
£60.00
A luxurioulsy soft Nappa leather cuff, hand crafted with seed beads and crystals. With a detailed beaded edging, this cuff certainly puts the Chic into Boho. Fastens easily with a snap button feature with two size options. Width 3.5cm
£36.00
Our 'Salome' Chandelier Earrings bring a touch of tribal opulence to our coveted Dreamcatcher beadwork. Fusing crystals with an ornately textured brass lattice, these treasures radiate bohemian luxury.
£26.00
These fabulous faux fur pom-poms are little bundles of pure, colourful joy! A wonderful key ring or bag charm, the pom-pom features a neat little faux leather strap and an engraved Helen Moore silver nickel tag.
A perfect gift, wonderfully soft and sophisticated, which would add a touch of fun and brighten up your favourtie handbag. Handmade in England. The pop pom measures 10cm diameter approx.
Available in variety of fantastic faux furs.
£48.00
This superbly soft and luxurious faux fur hot water bottle will keep you warm all night long, making it the perfect gift for someone special.
The hot water bottle is made by Fashy to the highest specification in non-perishable thermoplastic and has an extra wide neck for easy filling. The cover has a hidden zip in the back that can be lowered slightly for easy bottle filling or totally so the cover can be removed and machine washed.
The fur has been cut by hand in the UK and every seam is brushed out by a finishing team, so that each join is practically invisible.
The hot water bottle measures 37cm (height) x 21cm (width).
£38.00
The iconic luxurious truffle Vixen fax fur scarf, with it's sweet foxy tails, is now available for children. Lined in lustre, and available in 2 sizes for ages 4-12.
Matching faux fur Huff & Waistcoat available.
£70.00
£26.00
These fabulous faux fur pom-poms are little bundles of pure, colourful joy! A wonderful key ring or bag charm, the pom-pom features a neat little faux leather strap and an engraved Helen Moore silver nickel tag.
A perfect gift, wonderfully soft and sophisticated, which would add a touch of fun and brighten up your favourtie handbag. Handmade in England. The pop pom measures 10cm diameter approx.
Available in variety of fantastic faux furs.
£2.70
We are now stocking a fabulous new range of large artcards printed from embroideries by textile artist Abigail Mill.
These artworks were inspired by her local landscapes to create these whimsical and ethereal images.
The originals were made using layers of cotton, lace and organza, embellished with freehand machine embroidery... and a little magic!
Left blank inside for your own special message.
160mm(w) x 160mm(h)
£14.00
This hand inked wine lover print features our "Wine Lover's Week" poem, and makes a fun and witty gift for wine lovers.
Our funny days of the week wine print is perfect for celebrating a birthday, a friend at Christmas, or simply a Friday night!
Whether it's Pinot, Merlot or Chardonnay, we all know someone who can't live without a glass of vino.
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. The poem has been printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
The poem reads:
The Wine Lover’s Week
On Mondays I am rather keeno
On a lazy glass of Pinot
Tuesdays? I might end the day
With a spot of Beaujolais
Wednesday (if the day's a shocker)
May include a fine Rioja
Thursday nights, if out I go,
I'm partial to a nice Merlot
On Friday friends may come and stay
We'll open up the Chardonnay
Saturdays I'm known to harbour
A hankering for ice cold Cava
And suddenly the week has gone...
It's Sunday night and Sauvignon!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
£14.00
This brand new marriage poem comes in the form of a job advert for a husband or wife, skills, salary, hours, pension all described!
Our funny and joyful marriage print makes the perfect gift for weddings and anniversaries. It is also suitable as a wedding poem or reading and for a marriage proposal!
The poem is actually a 14 line sonnet. It was written by Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose wedding poems have featured in magazines such as 'Wedding Ideas' and 'Brides'. In 2013 she won the Wedding Industry Experts award for 'Best Wedding Writer.'
Whether it's the salary of kisses or the lifetime contract, everyone will recognise the role of a husband or wife that the 'The Marriage Advert' describes.
The text reads:
Please see our full range of fabulous poem prints available.
£14.00
This hand inked print of 'The Coffee Lover's Week' poem makes a witty and unique gift for coffee lovers.
Part of our fun and cheeky 'days of the week' collection, it's an ideal gift for any coffee lover.
Whether it's a Latte, Americano or Flat White, we all know someone who can't live without a daily cup of coffee.
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. It is printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It comes unframed.
The poem reads:
The Coffee Lover’s Week
On Mondays getting up is trouble
Without a quick Espresso (double)
Tuesdays if I’ve had a shocker
My only solace is a Mocha,
Wednesdays if I get frustrated
It has to be decaffeinated,
Thursday when I’m back on track
I’ll have a trusty filter (black),
On Fridays just before a party
I’ll grab a fortifying Latte,
Saturdays just don’t feel right
Without a paper and Flat White,
And Sundays end with Frappuccino
Or a bedtime Cappuccino!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)